I would like to issue a formal apology to ten-year-old patient Richard Gremsil.
Today, Richard called me fat. He said I had a ‘fat face.’ It rattled me. I can’t stop thinking about it. I acted as though it didn’t hurt, but I’ve been thinking about it all night.
However, as an adult, I realize that despite how much his comment STILL hurts me, it doesn’t justify what I said. I apologize to the Gremsil family, in particular to Richard, for telling him that he had ‘black malaria’ and that his ‘eyes were going to fall out’ before he ‘died like dinosaurs.’ Even though what Richard said was really, really, really, really, hurtful, I shouldn’t have fibbed to him, because he is a child, and apparently children can’t tell when someone is obviously being ridiculous. So, Gremsil family, if you still would like to be our patients, Mark Schuster and Marc Kaye would gladly have you back.
I know you check this when I’m not home on time, so I didn’t bother to call. I saw on sig-alert that the 110 and 710 were backed up, and I was a little too hungry to wait over a half hour to get all the way home, so I stopped off and got myself a pizza and a pitcher of beer. Nothing like a nice pepperoni ‘za to ditch the traffic blues. Then I met a few locals and we had some more beers… they said I could crash at their place tonight, but I don’t think I’ll do that, probably have Schuster and Zeidman come pick me up in an hour or so and then we’ll go out or something. LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER MARC KAYE WEDNESDAY!
Hope your smiles are beaming. It’s me Dr. Zeidman with an important life quicktip. No matter how much you want to, do NOT masturbate with aftershave. I know what you’re thinking: But what if I run out of lube? What will I use to lube up my fleshlight? Whatever you do, do NOT use aftershave. It feels good for like three seconds then It burns horribly and then the skin on your penis cracks and falls off. My advice: stock up on lube or use hand lotion.
NOTE FOR KAYE AND SCHUSTER: Can you cover me today? I can’t come in.
Once again Mark Marc Mark family dentistry shows our commitment to excellence. From our state of the art technology in the examination rooms and our magical bedside manner (and sometimes in-bed manner… ZEIDMAN!) we strive to provide the most comfortable, helpful and entertaining dental experience you could hope for.
It should come as no surprise that this includes our strategically furnished and accessorized waiting rooms. By importing the best read and most socially poignant magazines and periodicals available, Mark Marc Mark hopes to not only make bright beautiful smiles, but also well rounded people.
Come by this week and check out our new Magazines!
For the Toothbrush race of the century (until the next one we have). If on your last visit you received a blue, red or green toothbrush, then you’ve got a horse in this race. Watch below to find out if you’ve won a prize* ( oh and kids, hold on to your socks because this little vid is going to be the ride of your lives). PLEASE TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP TO FULL VOLUME TO ENSURE FULL ADRENALINE RUSH
This bad boy was created by ‘The Flash Master’ yours truly, Dr. Mark Zeidman. And yeah, I wrote the thrashing metal that’s making your nose bleed (in a good way).
*In order to redeem prize, please present your official MarkMarcMark (winning color) toothbrush on your next visit.
* Prize is a MarkMarcMark gift bag including an adjustable MMM hat, another toothbrush, Lunchables Pizza and a signed picture of all three of us.
That’s right! It’s back with a vengeance! To coincide with the start of the new school year, Mark Marc Mark Family Dentistry is proud to reignite the flame that overtook the world of dentistry in LA county last year: FLUORIDE FRIDAY!
Come on down and get your teeth cleaned and bring a friend! Complimentary fluoride treatments and consultations for new patients and a free fluoride treatment and “quick clean” teeth cleaning for existing patients.
When? Fridays. Seriously. Every Friday until 2011.
Dental Babe of the Month is where we use google to find hot pictures of dentistry-related girls who are attractive, and then bring them to you.
Miss September: Tammy
I found this little hardbody by google image-searching ‘dental hygienist.’ I’m ‘forbidden’ from seeing the full size image from http://www.dentalhygienistsalary.net/ where I found this pic but even in this tiny picture, you can see how symmetrical she is. Also, I don’t know if her name is Tammy, but we just fill in the blanks with our imagination!
Tammy likes beach volleyball and is also an avid blogger (possibly this one?). She’s 19 and when she’s not assisting dentists, she attends Arizona State University, where she majors in modeling.