Good for shaving. Not good for masturbation!
Hey Male Patients –
Hope your smiles are beaming. It’s me Dr. Zeidman with an important life quicktip. No matter how much you want to, do NOT masturbate with aftershave. I know what you’re thinking: But what if I run out of lube? What will I use to lube up my fleshlight? Whatever you do, do NOT use aftershave. It feels good for like three seconds then It burns horribly and then the skin on your penis cracks and falls off. My advice: stock up on lube or use hand lotion.
NOTE FOR KAYE AND SCHUSTER: Can you cover me today? I can’t come in.
Mark Marc Mark always Mans Up!
Once again Mark Marc Mark family dentistry shows our commitment to excellence. From our state of the art technology in the examination rooms and our magical bedside manner (and sometimes in-bed manner… ZEIDMAN!) we strive to provide the most comfortable, helpful and entertaining dental experience you could hope for.
It should come as no surprise that this includes our strategically furnished and accessorized waiting rooms. By importing the best read and most socially poignant magazines and periodicals available, Mark Marc Mark hopes to not only make bright beautiful smiles, but also well rounded people.
Come by this week and check out our new Magazines!
For the Toothbrush race of the century (until the next one we have). If on your last visit you received a blue, red or green toothbrush, then you’ve got a horse in this race. Watch below to find out if you’ve won a prize* ( oh and kids, hold on to your socks because this little vid is going to be the ride of your lives). PLEASE TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP TO FULL VOLUME TO ENSURE FULL ADRENALINE RUSH
This bad boy was created by ‘The Flash Master’ yours truly, Dr. Mark Zeidman. And yeah, I wrote the thrashing metal that’s making your nose bleed (in a good way).
*In order to redeem prize, please present your official MarkMarcMark (winning color) toothbrush on your next visit.
* Prize is a MarkMarcMark gift bag including an adjustable MMM hat, another toothbrush, Lunchables Pizza and a signed picture of all three of us.
Fluoride Fridays! Bring your friends!
That’s right! It’s back with a vengeance! To coincide with the start of the new school year, Mark Marc Mark Family Dentistry is proud to reignite the flame that overtook the world of dentistry in LA county last year: FLUORIDE FRIDAY!
Come on down and get your teeth cleaned and bring a friend! Complimentary fluoride treatments and consultations for new patients and a free fluoride treatment and “quick clean” teeth cleaning for existing patients.
When? Fridays. Seriously. Every Friday until 2011.
Dental Babe of the Month is where we use google to find hot pictures of dentistry-related girls who are attractive, and then bring them to you.
Miss September: Tammy
I found this little hardbody by google image-searching ‘dental hygienist.’ I’m ‘forbidden’ from seeing the full size image from http://www.dentalhygienistsalary.net/ where I found this pic but even in this tiny picture, you can see how symmetrical she is. Also, I don’t know if her name is Tammy, but we just fill in the blanks with our imagination!
Tammy likes beach volleyball and is also an avid blogger (possibly this one?). She’s 19 and when she’s not assisting dentists, she attends Arizona State University, where she majors in modeling.
A poem by Dr. Mark Zeidman
When I think about teeth
I think they could be like people.
Can they dance?
No, but they can wiggle.
Are they sad?
Only when they have a cavity!
Do they miss the baby teeth?
Do they like each other?
Molars stick together.
Why are they so they dumb?
Because the wisdom teeth are removed.
Why are they so bright?
Because they are white!