There’s no reason to ask if I’m in my office building time machines, curing cancer, or designing a rocket to Mars. It happens to be cold in there, and I did not go to dental school to wear hoodies.
Office Memo: Why I Wear the Labcoat
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Braces: Turn on or Turn off?
A lot of kids are hesitant to get braces because they believe they’re unattractive. Well, I say that’s subjective. Sure, they can turn an awkward teenage boy into a full-blown loser, but on a woman (over 18 of course), braces can add a youthfulness that’s sexually appealing. Though in practicality, the act of kissing a person with braces is probably a worse experience than the norm (due to bacteria from rotting food stuck in the braces), I find the idea of a chick with braces is quite exciting. In fact, I frequently search for this on the internet.
Vices: My Problem With Skoal
By Dr. Mark Z
We all have our vices. It’s not easy for me to admit some of mine. As a dentist, I give a lot of advice about dental health. One piece of that advice that I consistently betray is to not use chewing tobacco. I don’t need to get into all the bull crap about what it does to your teeth. It’s bad, but I can’t stop.
It feels so go good to squeeze the tobacco juice into my gums. It’s a sweet trip into relaxation city. I wish I could stop, but it’s just too hard. Whenever I watch my Phillies, and see the remarkably handsome Chase Utley packing a sweet a lip, I just crave the taste of what he’s tasting.
I don’t recommend this to any of my patients, but damn it just feels right and it eats away at me and my gums. My buddy Jake is a Cardiologist, and he has the same cognitive dissonance when it comes to his habitual ‘Slim Jim’ pounding ( I was like ‘Bro don’t mess with Sasquatch’ LOL). Do you have vices? That’s okay, I understand.
Let’s get it started. Let’s get retarded.
We’re doing this.
-Dr. Mark Z
